An US Weekly photo retrospective?  Yes, please!  ::Rubs hands gleefully::   Let’s meander down memory lane, shall we? 

Jennifer Aniston’s attractive no matter how you (ahem) slice it, but this 90’s poet-shirt monstrosity does no favors.  And remember when baring your belly-button was considered chic?

Before Angelina Jolie earned her Sainthood, slimmed her nose and trimmed her lips.  Hot, but in a dangerous, “I will sleep with you and then disembowl you kind of way.” 

So that’s what Nicole Kidman looks like when you can see expression in her face!

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Yesterday at the gym, I saw Lance Bass.  Dude is tiny.  It’s been a decade since N’Sync was the hottest boy band in the world, and while Lance, Joey et al. are doing okay for themselves, Justin Timberlake has, of course, blown them all out of the water.  (Seriously, just stop and think about JT’s career trajectory for a second.  It’s mindblowing.)  Justin’s the face of Givenchy’s new fragrance Play, and his new ads have just been released.  He’s hot, sure…but the first image is way over-airbrushed.  Looks like an art director was a bit too excited.

Any guesses as to what this juice will smell like?  Money, sweat, and sex?