The August issue of Vanity Fair features the fresh faces that are destined to become household names: Kristen Stewart, Blake Lively, Emma Roberts and Amanda Seyfried grace the cover, and inside are more beautiful kids that may become the next Julia Roberts (like, hey, her niece Emma!)…or become the next Gretchen Mol.  Tear!

Hooray for tooth whitening and airbrushing!

These kids star on a little show called Gossip Girl.  Maybe you’ve heard of it? 

More pictures from Vanity Fair after the jump!

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I mean, really.  I don’t get it.  I’m sure they are positively lovely boys, and they’re certainly well-groomed, and maybe they can even sing (I’ve never heard any of their songs, and I wouldn’t be too sad if it stayed that way).  I’d like to think, however, that if I were a nine-year-old girl, I’d have better taste.  Just sayin’.

Of course, as Jolie started thinking about teenage girls and heartthrobs, she took a walk down memory lane and remembered her own first crush.  I loved him.  I adored him.  I knew we were meant to be together.  (Um, I was also about seven.) 

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