The hottest bachelor in the world is A.C. Slater?  Seriously?  I think I’ll pass.  I still haven’t forgiven him for cheating on the Doritos girl.  Sorry, Mario.

I’m just in an apathetic mood today.  None of them are really doing it for me. 

How much do you want to bet David Cook is thinking, “Buy my album.  Get me out of here.  Make the puppy dog face.  When do these photo shoot obligations stop?  God, I hope I sell more records than Ruben Studdard.”

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Like seventy-nine billion other people, I watched the finale of American Idol last night.  Unlike seventy-nine billion other people, I did not get a chance to actually see who won until about five minutes ago.  D. and I DVRed the finale, which cut off (thanks, Fox!) at precisely the wrong moment.  So, the Jolie household sounded like this last night:

(Ryan Seacrest speaking from TV): “The winner, by 12 million votes, of American Idol 2008…is….Davidddd—” Delete.

(Jolie and D. yelling like maniacs at the top of their lungs): “NOOOOOO!!!!!!”

We had to check People.com to discover the winner.  Damn technology!  Although I was a little nervous that David Archuleta would throw himself off a building if he didn’t win, he seems to be handling it well, and I’m definitely happy that Chris Daughtry David Cook won in the end. 

Would have totally thrown my training bra at little David when I was twelve, but now that I’ve made it through puberty, I find rocker David quite sexy, even with the belly peeking out above…
Photo from People.com