Oh my God, a boob!  Avert your eyes!!

So, here we have an intimate peek at Angelina Jolie breastfeeding one of the twins, in a photo taken by Brad Pitt.  It’s all so cozy and cutesy that I would want to throw knives at my computer…if it weren’t a genuinely beautiful shot.  (I mean, c’mon.  What sort of genetic deal did this chick strike with God?)  In all seriousness, I think it’s wonderful to see motherhood and the human body–okay, and St. Angelina–celebrated so.

Somewhere in Malibu, the equally lovely Jennifer Aniston weeps, then chain-smokes three packs of Merits.

An US Weekly photo retrospective?  Yes, please!  ::Rubs hands gleefully::   Let’s meander down memory lane, shall we? 

Jennifer Aniston’s attractive no matter how you (ahem) slice it, but this 90’s poet-shirt monstrosity does no favors.  And remember when baring your belly-button was considered chic?

Before Angelina Jolie earned her Sainthood, slimmed her nose and trimmed her lips.  Hot, but in a dangerous, “I will sleep with you and then disembowl you kind of way.” 

So that’s what Nicole Kidman looks like when you can see expression in her face!

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Okaay.  Katie Holmes‘ hair is up to some very strange things here.  How many cans of hairspray do you think had to die to make this ‘do live?  I’ve missed you and your weird hairstyles, Mrs. Cruise.

Suri, meanwhile, is just chilling, like, “Um, yes, I am adorable.  What up.”

Photo from People.com

Katie’s returning to TV this fall, guest-starring on Eli Stone, alongside Jonny Lee Miller, who is of course Angelina Jolie’s ex-husband.

Jennifer Aniston’s He’s Just Not That Into You is pushed until February, avoiding a competitive release with Angelina Jolie’s Changeling.  Please, we all knew Jen was going to win the box office war, anyway!

Hilary Swank cut all her hair off.  I mean, all…of…it.

Bella Sugar loves Arcona White Tea Cleanser (I second her raves!  I’ve been using it off and on for the past few months and it’s excellent for sensitive skin.)

Clinique is beginning a beauty insider program.

Beauty Addict finds out which makeup items Dior used on Charlize Theron during the Hancock publicity tour.

Taylor Momsen (little Jenny Humphrey, again!) signs a modeling deal with IMG.  Um, I sure as hell didn’t look like that when I was 14 years old! 

Angelina Jolie’s July Vanity Fair cover is finally on newsstands, and Jolie watchers are treated to some gorgeous pictures of her inside.  I’m especially taken with the photo of her in a green wig (which was, apparently, her idea.)  The makeup in this picture—thick black liquid liner on top and bottom plus eyelash extensions for a feline look, strong brows, taupe shadow and peachy cheeks and lips—is positively stunning.  Can any other woman in the world possibly look this good in a weird lime wig?  Methinks no.

St. Angelina is on the July cover of Vanity Fair, looking seriously gorgeous and seriously preggers.  (Although if today’s news is to be believed, she’s given birth to girls named Isla and Amelia.  We’ll see.) HuffPo has a sneak preview of her interview in which she dishes on being pregnant: “I love it. It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body are suddenly there for a reason. It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing. Also, I’m fortunate. I think some women have a different experience depending on their partner. I think that affects it. I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy. So that makes me feel very sexy.”  Yeah, I think looking like Angelina Jolie and climbing into bed with Brad Pitt every night would make me feel super sexy, too. 

I adore this Hitchcock heroine 1950’s glamorous look: strong brows, red lips, fat curls, chocolate shadow and thin black liner.  (And lots of boobs.)

Forbes.com has released their list of The 20 Hottest Young Royals, which catalogues the creme de la creme of unmarried royals under 35 years old.  So, alas, recently married Peter Phillips didn’t make the list, but those hottie Swedes did (Crown Princess Victoria, Carl Phillip and Madeline are all in serious relationships, but still technically on the market).  My personal favorite royal (collect them like trading cards!) Charlotte Casiraghi came in at number 5, after Prince William, Prince Harry, Zara Phillips and Princess Beatrice.  How Charlotte–Grace Kelly’s granddaughter and a dead ringer for Angelina Jolie–isn’t a bigger media darling is beyond me, but lucky for her, as she gets to have her rich, privileged, gorgeous cake and eat it in relative privacy, too.  C’mon–she’s stunning!

Photo from Forbes.com

I’m sorry, but how gorgeous is Angelina Jolie?  She and Brad Pitt made yet another appearance on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival today, this time for the premiere of her new Clint Eastwood-directed movie Changeling.  She’s as big as a semi, but pregnancy seriously becomes her.  (And Brad’s not looking bad, either!)

Photo from People.com