When Americans become obsessed with another country, it’s insufferable. Two weeks in London, and suddenly lifelong friends are spouting phrases like, “I’ll ring you on your mobile!” “Pop round my flat later!” and “Cheers, mate!”, causing me to want to punch them all in the face. In a gentle, you’re-one-my-best-girls-and-I-adore-you way, of course.
I really can’t point fingers, since–despite keeping my accent firmly in check–I’m one of those annoying Americans who spends time abroad and comes back raving about this band and that TV show…all of which are oh-so-not-American. (”But, you mean you haven’t heard of Cadogan O’Seamus? Why, he’s simply the hottest thing in England! ::Indulgent chuckle:: Well, yes, I suppose he hasn’t made his way over here yet…”)
Anyhow, one of the things that stuck with me from my England stint was a liking for certain hotties that aren’t famous in America, and probably never will be. Doesn’t mean they’re not still fierce, and worthy of your love! Here, my top UK crushes. (No judging, please.)
Steve Jones: Steve is Welsh–which is kind of like being from, say Louisiana, with the weirdest, cutest accent ever–hosts an entertainment program, and has reportedly (ahem) “dated” Angelina Jolie, Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson. And, oh, yeah, he’s 6′ 4”. And looks like this:

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