Blinded by Taylor Lautner’s pearly whites (okay, and abs)
So, I just caved and went to see New Moon, even though I’m hardly a Twilight “fan.” Good Christ almighty, is Taylor Lautner a hottie, or what? (Yeah, methinks there’s a bit of Team Jacob brewing inside me!) While watching New Moon, the following thoughts ran on an endless loop through my noggin:
1) Oh my god, that boy is beautiful.
2) You are a pedophile. That boy is 17.
3) I don’t care. I hope he takes his shirt off again.
4) Looking at his teeth is like staring into the sun. Does he have stock in Crest Whitestrips?
Personally, Crest Whitestrips make me fall to the ground in agony and weep — my teeth are that sensitive. If you’re like me and can’t tolerate most at-home whitening systems, but still long to join the ranks of the White Teeth People, I recommend Go Smile Whitening Ampoules, which are much more gentle but still provide excellent Chiclet-rivaling chompers. Since you can control the application, there’s no worry that the whitening gel will get on gums (which is what hurts me) and you can apply it perfectly in the area where you want results. To maintain, check out Go Smile Touch Ups, available in a ton of yummy different flavors like Green Apple and Watermelon Mint. Deeeelish! (Just…like…Taylor.)
Click here for more pics from Taylor’s GQ photoshoot. So CUTE!
Tags: Crest Whitestrips, Go Smile Whitening Ampoules, New Moon, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Lautner shirtless in GQ
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Hahah. You should have been at my work on Saturday. My coworker was like, “OMIGOD HIS BODY IS SOOOO NICE!!!” I screamed out from across the lab, “HE’S 17 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!”
Everyone laughed.
I should go watch it sometime. Anybody want to watch New Moon with me?
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Oh I know! He makes me feel like a dirty old lady, but OMG, He IS so hot.
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:57 am
Yeah! He is hot! And I’m like 10 years older than him…he makes me feel so old. This is not right =D
November 23rd, 2009 at 5:30 am
ke bonoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:45 am
The gasps in the theater were audible when he took his shirt off for the first time. Of course, so were the gasps when the promo for “Me and Orson Wells” came on and Zac Efron appeared.
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:23 am
Yes, the gasps in my theater were audible, as well! And then all the girls giggled for about 45 seconds non-stop.
December 5th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Oh my god, that boy is beautiful.
I can’t even describe it…
December 20th, 2009 at 10:00 am
I know he is really hot but we can’t fall over him to much….. I”m sure he wants to live a normal life and the crazed fans aren’t helping much =)……………P.S. If you can read this Taylor Your welcome if that’s how you feel =)
December 20th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Taylof is only six years older than me!!!…..=)
December 30th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
How many shades whiter can i expect to see my teeth after one use?
January 17th, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Omg… I went to see new moon and everyone in the theater screamed and giggled when jacob took his shirt off… and then when edward took his hirt off everyone was like… ewwwwwww