The lip filler madness needs to stop

Dear Everybody in Hollywood (famous or otherwise),

Please stop fatting your lips up with crap.  It does several things: 1) Causes you to resemble a trout; 2) Is so distracting that you can’t tell whether you’re pretty or not, because all you can see are the two Silly Putty things clamped on your face; 3) Automatically makes you look like a porn star (and not in a good way…if there is such a thing); 4) Is tacky as hell.  What it does not do is make your lips look real, make you look younger (quite the contrary), make you look like Angelina Jolie, or add any sort of aesthetic value to your face.  Oh, and it creeps guys out, too, in case you care.

For the love of Eddie Vedder, just quit it.  There is nothing wrong with your lips.  Perhaps you should have your vision checked, instead.

Kisses, Jolie

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Blighty celeb Katie Price (aka Jordan) in Hollywood after a breast reduction and lip augmentation

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2 Responses to “The lip filler madness needs to stop”

  1. j Says:

    I love it! You should also do a post on how over-tanning, over spray tanning does not automatically give a person a healthy glow. You can even use the same photo you used in this post to make that public service announcement.
    :o)

  2. rita Says:

    hey jolie! So I just received the lip balm that comes in a ball.. it’s fantastic, thank u so much, and it got here quickly (i’m from portugal). I would love to read your book but unfortunately it’s not available here, you should do something about it :P please post more often.. I absolutely love reading your blog.. post more makeup tips and pictures, I love seeing your photos, your makeup is always flawless. kisses from a fan!

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