Scarlett Johansson on the cover of August’s Cosmo
ScarJo graces the August cover of Cosmo, looking nearly identical to her 2006 Oscars red carpet appearance when Isaac Mizrahi fondled her boob. (Good times!) There’s something so glamorous and cool about Scarlett that sends me into giggly worship mode. I think it’s the sad realization that–while I am Jolie and that’s pretty good, too–try as I might, I will never be Scarlett. I will never rock a mullet. I will never be engaged to Ryan Reynolds. I will never have massive boobs that always look fantastic. Alas. (Although, she did totally lend me her, um, thing, that one time, and that was a pretty randomly awesome experience.)
More pictures of Scarlett through the years, after the jump…
The famous mullet makes me want to weep tears of joy. Not because it looked good (it didn’t), but because I think the fact she did this to her hair is the coolest thing ever
(So gorgeous as a brunette!)
Tags: Cosmo, Scarlett Johansson
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I never saw anything that fantastic about Scarlet other than that she seems completely contrived… and as a 24 yr old, I see nothing unordinarily spectacular about her boobs, as most girls our age have pretty perky boobs… I know that sounds horribly bitchy and catty, so I’m sorry!!!!
July 15th, 2008 at 11:51 am
That cover of cosmo looks like it belongs in the 90s.